The Denver Omelette

I wanted to share my favorite beverages of the moment with you – my very best friends – dear readers of the Denver Omelette. I suggest you STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW and try them all. It doesn’t matter if you’re at work. 1. Hudson Whiskey. From the hills and valleys of upstate New [...]

We want to take a moment to make sure we make it onto your Christmas lists (as well as Santa’s-we’ve been good I promise).  I asked the gals what they had on their Christmas lists and here’s what they had to say: Betty- Eternal life for Oliver (Oliver is her cat that she loves more [...]

Sometimes you just want some meat, you know what I’m saying? Last night was one of those nights. The hubs was itchy to start his Thanksgiving vacation and I was going to tear my hair out if I had to spend one more night on the couch. I’ve been sick for more than 2 weeks [...]

By Peaches Julian On a snowy eve on a Colfax Friday night, 3\4 of the Omelette (plus an auxillary) made a stop at 3014 which is — well — at 3014 E. Colfax. (Mama missed out on the fun. God had mercy on her soul.) I’ll say it.  Naming your establishment after your address is [...]

By Peaches Julian On a daily occasion, I enjoy checking out what is being oogled on Google. Can you guess what the top search trend is right now? Hey! Look at you. Who’s my good little guesser? “Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea.” Ew. Even if you type in “why wo” into Google, that [...]

By Peaches Julian Among my numerous daily aversions to Boulder, Colo., I found my airplane bottle of bona fide whiskey in a house of Jack Daniels imposters.  My needle in a haystack, if you will. A pleasant end to the latter part of a forever fucked-up day, laymen. During my daily commute from  glorious Denver to Boulder, I always borderline Bandimere-speed the [...]

By Peaches Julian Prior to the heartwrenchingly captivating Tori Amos show Tuesday night at the Paramount Theatre in Denver, an awkward encounter unfortunately arose. While at dinner at a noodle restaurant in Denver, which shall remain nameless –  ahem, it sits adjacent to Benny’s Mexican Restaurant – I came upon a familiar face. And by familiar, I mean, [...]