Omelette Authors

Mama Monroe – spends her days herding cats in the shadow of Downtown Denver. She likes cooking delectable edibles, kicking your ass at trivia and telling “your mom” jokes. She can likely be found with her partner in crime at any bar on Colfax that offers up a mean happy hour deal.

 

 

Betty Steele – I’m Risin’ up, back on the street did my time, took my chances. I went the distance, now I’m back on my feet, just a woman and her will to survive. So many times, it happens too fast, you trade your passion for glory. Don’t lose your grip on the dreams of the past, you must fight just to keep them alive. It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight.

 

Pepper Lowell – is an overachieving bad ass wanna-be with her own mother fuckin’ urban garden and a satchel full of knitting needles.  If you’re ever in need of homemade cookies and a glass of cold non-milk…hit her up.

 

 

Hezness – Our newest addition to the clan is a Virginia/Michigan/Iowa transplant that landed in Denver and decided to finally plant her feet in the soil sandy, dry ass dirt. By day, she’s a self-proclaimed designer freelancing herself all over the world. By night, she’s a winer and diner who finishes a good evening by drinking scotch and silently judging people. Most think she’s a mean snob at first, but we broke through her skin to find a silly farm girl who just wants to make a lot of money.