I can’t help it. Anytime someone says ‘ninja’ these days, this song is all I can think about. Seriously, Die Antwoord. I can’t look away from you. This past Sunday, however, The Denver Omelette went all ‘ninja’ in a different (albeit still fucking cool) way. We attended the Denver Craft Ninja‘s crochet [...]
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And just to prove we have culture…an art museum review!!
November 29, 2011
Sleepy and I recently took in an afternoon at the new Clyfford Still museum on the museum’s opening Saturday. The museum is located directly next to the Denver Art Museum at 1250 Bannock St, which just so happens to be walking distance to Cuba Cuba Cafe and Bar*** (but more on that later). Neither of us [...]
What NOT to do at The Jersey Shore
July 21, 2011
Oh Denver, how I love you. I mean it. I love and appreciate you. I miss you when I’m gone. In short: everything at the Jersey Shore is on my ‘not to do’ list except for: a) going to the beach (the beach IS really nice) b) buying $10 bags of clams at the grocery [...]
Denver’s Best Hair Stylist, Therapist, Comedian and Confidant
April 13, 2011
Who is this masterpiece of a multifaceted and talented woman, you ask? Hannah at The Parlour Denver, mofos. Yeah, that’s who. Seeing as 3 of the 4 of us Omelettes seek Hannah’s salon chair refuge on a regular basis, we’d like to call her the Official Denver Omelette Hair Stylist. With great pride and 4 [...]
Duct tape rocks!
February 4, 2011
I have fond memories of duct tape from my childhood. It was my father’s fix all. Broken rearview mirror? Put duct tape on it. Shoe falling apart? Here’s some duct tape. You broke a plate?! I have just the thing for that…now where’s my duct tape…? Shut your mouth or I’ll duct tape it! Etc [...]
Highlands Square-you evil bitch
November 16, 2010
Before a recent appointment for a massage I was wandering around Highlands Square at 32nd and Lowell and noticed a sign in the window of Bull Locks hair salon that said $50 cut and color…which to any girl is magical. Back when I thought I was rich and was spending $$ on my hair-do [...]
These are the blogs I know, I know – these are the blogs I know…
October 6, 2010
Hey Denverites… Thought I’d pimp a couple of my favorite blogs today. Click ‘em and love ‘em: Our new friend and potential soul mate, this is Heidi and she knows what’s up in CO: Welcome to Heiditown. These 2 guys are so fabulous I can’t even stand it. They know good food and good TV. [...]
Vampire Weekend…let us discuss
September 13, 2010
Sleepy and I were lucky enough to take in a night at Red Rocks thanks to me winning tickets from Twitter…I was hesitant to get on the Twitter bandwagon but I have thus far won tickets to two events so I’m all about it. Sleepy on the other hand…is anti-Facebook AND anti-Twitter. Not sure why [...]
Lakeside Amusement Park-like no place on earth.
July 27, 2010
Saturday night I made Sleepy take me to Lakeside Amusement Park off I-70 and Sheridan. There were two reasons I wanted to go, 1 is that it was my birthday weekend and nothing screams celebration like testing fate on ancient creaky amusement park rides (some of them are original from when the park opened in [...]
How Betty & Pepper royally effed up a "free" evening.
May 10, 2010
Last week Betty and I decided we were going to try to have as close to a free week as possible. It started on Tuesday when Betty invited herself to a Taco Tuesday event at a new acquaintance’s house. We were inspired by having such a great evening and a full dinner to boot for [...]




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