I’d like to submit into evidence the receipt shown on the left. Now we all know the Omelette & Co. love us some Atomic Cowboy happy hour. Nothing beats beer and a slice of pizza at the end of the week. Also, we have a total crush on our waitress Natalie so that helps too. [...]
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What NOT to do at The Jersey Shore
July 21, 2011
Oh Denver, how I love you. I mean it. I love and appreciate you. I miss you when I’m gone. In short: everything at the Jersey Shore is on my ‘not to do’ list except for: a) going to the beach (the beach IS really nice) b) buying $10 bags of clams at the grocery [...]
Restaurant week fail-Avenue Grill
March 21, 2011
Denver Restaurant Week totally overwhelmed me this year. So many restaurants to choose from! And while I would’ve like to have gone to a more hip, trendy, cutting edge place such as TAG Restaurant in Lodo or Rioja, also in Lodo, Sleepy had very specific instructions that he must have a steak. I am not a [...]
Fontana sushi-I have forsaken you and found another
February 21, 2011
The Omelette girls love them some sushi and our go-to has always been Fontana Sushi on Alameda and Pearl. Recently Sleepy and I decided to try to newly opened Okinawa on York and Colfax since it’s really close to his house. This particular location has been a handful of Asian restaurants since I’ve lived in [...]
Don’t go to Swallows, it sucks.
February 2, 2011
It was a chili Friday night and the Omelette was lookin’ for a good time. What better place to start off an evening than at the Rackhouse Pub! A big-ass pretzel with beer cheese and my personal favorite, the Americano Pizza, and we had a solid base for some drinkin’. After wetting our palettes with [...]
Half Priced Drinks Taste Better Than Full Priced Drinks
January 17, 2011
I like cheap drinks. And I also like good drinks. So when I found out that Sunday was going to be ‘new cocktail practice/half-priced Sunday’ for the bartenders at Green Russell, I thought to myself ‘what a perfect time to try it out’. I felt this way for several reasons: 1. Green Russell is in [...]
True tales of a mustard disaster-I’m looking at you Walk-In Burger
January 14, 2011
I was recently watching Super Size Me and decided I’ve had enough of fast food FOREVER! I started thinking that as a New Years resolution I was going to give up all fast food, which wouldn’t be too hard because after Food Inc I gave up on fast food chicken all together so lately I’ve [...]
Fuck You Gwyneth…
October 21, 2010
Can someone tell me why I read Goop? For those of you that don’t know, Goop is a weekly-ish newsletter sent out to I’m assuming millions of her adoring fans by none other than the one and only – Gwyneth Paltrow. Each edition of Goop is typically themed in one of the following categories: Make, [...]
Little Asian nail salon, I just can’t quit you.
October 18, 2010
I’d be willing to bet that most women have a favorite Asian mani/pedi place of which they do not stray. Mine just so happens to be a little nail salon tucked away in a strip mall (as most are) in Englewood. After searching Google for an hour and going back-and-forth with the other Omelettes, I [...]
Buttcheek Awareness Campaign and why I’m too old for college
September 16, 2010
So. I’m in Semester Two of Life Plan #149. Summer semester went well and I felt I was surrounded by people like me. Fall hits and WTF. I’m surrounded by 19 year old idiots. Perhaps that’s rude. Here’s what I really mean. Did I go to college classes in my pj’s when I was 19? [...]




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