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On New Years Eve and Slutbags…

December 27, 2011

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That time of year is once again upon us… where friends all over the world spend their days in flurries of group emails back and forth making lists, proposing options, taking headcounts, trying to agree on the most important decision of the year… WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING ON NEW YEARS EVE??? Well friends, [...]

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FTW I’m an American!

September 22, 2011

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So… I got a jury duty notice in the mail. And my number came up to report. And then it got called. And then I got selected to be on a jury. And I was like… “WHY ME? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHYYYYYY???????” But I have to admit — it was pretty interesting. I [...]

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Best of Denver OMELETTE

March 30, 2011

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As today marks the 2011 Best of Denver issue for the Denver Westword, it also marks the 2011 Best of Denver OMELETTE issue for, you guessed it, The Denver Omelette blog. So here you have it, our tried and true besties of 2011

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Well hell, I’m an Omelette.

March 16, 2011

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What does that mean, exactly? I’m honestly not completely sure. A trio of crazy cartoon women just walked up to me one day at the bar and said that because I like to drink whiskey, cuss like a sailor and judge things I have no business judging – I should just become “one of them”… [...]

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And then there were 4…

March 9, 2011

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Sometimes in life you stumble upon things that just go together. Whiskey & Ice. Miracle & Bra. Pork Belly and all other foods. The Police and Henry Mancini (who knew it could be so good)! Well, we are here to announce that another magical pairing has just been formulated!

The Denver Omelette & Hezness! That’s right, we have a 4th! Introducing our missing ingredient, Hezness.

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Dang… the Omelette got worked.

December 8, 2010

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WordPress! WHY did you ask me to update our theme? I trusted you! Anyway … here’s our faces in case you missed them. Hopefully we can get our blog the makeover it deserves real soon. Sigh…

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I want you to want me…

June 22, 2010

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I want you to want me…

Cheap Trick said it best… I want you to want me.  It’s really just that simple.  The fact that we may or may not want you in return has nothing to do with it. It is in the very core, the blood, the depths of the soul of about 87% of all women to want [...]

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Justice for Eric Winfield

April 19, 2010

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We, at the Denver Omelette, need your help.  One of our very, very good friends, Eric Winfield, was beaten by Denver police officers on 10/28/07 as he walked to a friend’s car. No innocent person warrants a beating like Eric received. No charges were filed. No explanation was given. Another very good friend of the [...]

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This just in!

July 23, 2009

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by Mama Monroe I just realized my underwear is on inside out. Yep. TMI? You don’t care? Well too frenchin bad. It’s about the most interesting thing I have going on in my life today. So there. Stay tuned to this channel for more breaking news…

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