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Hez’s Top 10 Holiday Food & Beverage Traditions

November 21, 2011

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FEAST! IMBIBE! INDULGE! I mean, Happy Holidays. Time to stuff your pie holes and chuck up that extra 5lbs to traditions and making Mom and Grandma feel good about their blood, sweat and tears in the kitchen.  Lets be honest, most of us will say “Bon Voyage” to the gym until January, when the resolutions [...]

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Patios, Pierogis, Polish Beer and Horseradish Vodka

September 15, 2011

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  Autumn – it’s finally here! Now that the hotter than a whore’s hell temperatures have dropped into the 70s and below, I’m starting to get that itch to find my bar staples for the cooler 2011 season. Requirements: Outdoor areas that make me feel like I’m in someone’s well taken care of backyard so I [...]

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Biker Jim’s: I love ya, but your menu SUCKS!

August 12, 2011

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No, I’m not talking about your phallic meaty deliciousness; I’m talking about your menu. The hard to understand, read, or find a damn thing “newly designed” menu. You mentioned the attempt to simplify things, but my opinion is you complicated it to all hell. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate good design and I appreciate [...]

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Downtown Denver Happy Hours List

April 14, 2011

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Denver Happy Hours List

Trying to find new happy hours in downtown Denver? Here’s a nice long list (Excel spreadsheet) with details on both beverage and food deals! Denver Happy Hours List If you notice a good place missing from this list – please don’t hesitate to let us know and we’ll update it! (PS. The Denver Omelette gals [...]

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Denver’s Best Hair Stylist, Therapist, Comedian and Confidant

April 13, 2011

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Who is this masterpiece of a multifaceted and talented woman, you ask? Hannah at The Parlour Denver, mofos. Yeah, that’s who. Seeing as 3 of the 4 of us Omelettes seek Hannah’s salon chair refuge on a regular basis, we’d like to call her the Official Denver Omelette Hair Stylist. With great pride and 4 [...]

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Kyle’s Kitchen – Denver’s “Home Sweet Home” Diner

March 24, 2011

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As many of you small town transplants from the midwest can understand, a tiny diner with mismatched coffee cups, yard sale leftovers for decor, and the same friendly women running the joint day in and day out can be as comforting as going to Grandma’s house. I didn’t really expect to find a piece of [...]

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Highlands Neighborhood Mystery: The ol’ Gelman’s space

March 18, 2011

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Any of you that live in or around the Highlands neighborhood in Denver have inevitably passed the ol’ Gelman’s Restaurant space and wondered, what the hell is going on there? Since there was yet another new sign adorning the building when I passed it last week, I decided to investigate.

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Well hell, I’m an Omelette.

March 16, 2011

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What does that mean, exactly? I’m honestly not completely sure. A trio of crazy cartoon women just walked up to me one day at the bar and said that because I like to drink whiskey, cuss like a sailor and judge things I have no business judging – I should just become “one of them”… [...]

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If you think we’re fucked up, check out this gem!

October 15, 2009

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And by “Gem” I mean our dear friend HT. She needed some word vomiting and what better place for vomiting than our blog…uh… by:ht I’ve invited myself multiple times to be a guest pair of fallopian tubes on these vagina blogologues. So, I decided to do a lil summin summin now, because the idea of [...]

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