The Denver Omelette

I’ve recently been having a series of good days.  Not just the average yea, that day didn’t suck as bad, but an actual holy shit – today was so awesome I feel like adopting 100 kittens and rolling around in them!  (hey,to each their own).  Sadly, not everyone in my cozy little network has the same blessed feeling [...]

Now I’m all for the expression of personal style. But my real question here is Ladies: Which of you is attracted to this guy?

Actually,  TAG stands for Continental Social Food.  While they are culinary masters, they have a thing or two to learn about abbreviations. To celebrate the 6-month milestone in my and Squints’ relationship, I made reservations for TAG, in Larimer Square.  The ONE thing I didn’t like at all, was the use of a booth all [...]

The problem with writing a blog about a city you love is that you aren’t the only one that loves said city.  There are bound to be more blogs, publications, magazines and street talk all saying the same thing.  Eat here for the best pizza, go here for the best happy hour, get drunk here [...]

Who is this masterpiece of a multifaceted and talented woman, you ask? Hannah at The Parlour Denver, mofos. Yeah, that’s who. Seeing as 3 of the 4 of us Omelettes seek Hannah’s salon chair refuge on a regular basis, we’d like to call her the Official Denver Omelette Hair Stylist. With great pride and 4 [...]

As today marks the 2011 Best of Denver issue for the Denver Westword, it also marks the 2011 Best of Denver OMELETTE issue for, you guessed it, The Denver Omelette blog. So here you have it, our tried and true besties of 2011

Sometimes in life you stumble upon things that just go together. Whiskey & Ice. Miracle & Bra. Pork Belly and all other foods. The Police and Henry Mancini (who knew it could be so good)! Well, we are here to announce that another magical pairing has just been formulated!

The Denver Omelette & Hezness! That’s right, we have a 4th! Introducing our missing ingredient, Hezness.

I’d bet money on the fact that today there are more women crying then there are men getting laid.

It was a chili Friday night and the Omelette was lookin’ for a good time.  What better place to start off an evening than at the Rackhouse Pub!  A big-ass pretzel with beer cheese and my personal favorite, the Americano Pizza, and we had a solid base for some drinkin’.  After wetting our palettes with [...]

A lot of our readers out there think our little threesome of fabulousness is composed of nothing but poise, tact, integrity and self-respect.  In fact, who are we kidding, we INVENTED High-Class! That’s right, we’re taking high society status and we’re kicking it up a notch, starting right from YOUR kitchen! Any good woman knows [...]